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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Commuter69, Apr 23, 2020.

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Apr 23, 2020 #1

Commuter69 Road Train Member

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What kinds of things do you say when running empty when asked?

I have heard:

Sailboat/glider fuel/engines
Ghosts
Motorcycle doors
Shark legs

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Apr 23, 2020 #2

BackwoodsGA Road Train Member

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Fairy dust.Ghost farts.

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Apr 23, 2020 #3

wsyrob Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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Dispatcher brains

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Apr 23, 2020 #4

Kyle G. Road Train Member

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My Hopes and dreams

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Apr 23, 2020 #5

LoneRanger Road Train Member

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I always use Fresh Air.

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Apr 23, 2020 #6

scottied67 Road Train Member

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Headless bodyless corpses

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Apr 23, 2020 #7

Tropsnart Road Train Member

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Blinker fluid

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Apr 23, 2020 #8

SmallPackage Road Train Member

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Replacement parts for Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.

An empty livestock wagon has always had magical mystical unicorns riding in it when empty.

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Apr 23, 2020 #9

x1Heavy Road Train Member

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office worker souls.

Oh wait, thats suppose to be office supplies.

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Apr 23, 2020 #10

Moosetek13 Road Train Member

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I have around 300 pounds of air that I'm hauling around while empty.
Give or take, depending on the altitude.

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