Cant Cure Stupidity

Tanker yanker,

I have one to add to this. Happened just yesterday.

I was almost to our yard, when someone came on the radio asking where the nearest shop was. Of course, the question was asked. "What kind of shop"

The driver stated he thought he had dropped an injector, or blown a turbo.

Next question: What kind of motor do you have?

Next answer: It's a Kenworth T-2000

I'll leave the rest of this to your imagination. It couldn't be any worse than the conversation that followed

 

laugh with cry equals ..... cough!

 

I was a service maintainer in a nuclear power plant. I,m walking around the plant on the back shift doing my checks and I find a guy smoking in the battery room. A room full of hydrogen gas with warning signs everywhere, no smoking, no open flames etc. You can find these idiots anywhere and they are very dangerous people indeed.

 

What company is this? I'd hate to get a bottle of shampoo filled with sulfuric acid or some such because some igmo didn't know which valve goes with which tank of liquid chemical.

It's no wonder 99% of our goods are made in China. With incompetence like this, it's hard to see how a factory could turn out anything. It's hard to turn out quality stuff when your employees don't know how to get to work and have no idea which bin what materials go into.

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When I go in for an oil change, they ask what kind of engine...I always answer with a staight face...DIESEL...after I see3 a smile, I then tell them what brand!
Humor is always great to cheer people up!