Embarrassing question!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Romy554, May 1, 2019.

  1. buddyd157

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    Why does this make me LMFAO?
     
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    My wife stayed on the truck with me for 6 months. She has a shirt that she named the 'peeing outside' shirt. It comes down to her knees, so it's long enough to cover things when she takes a squat in the grass. Most times we laid over in a civilized spot with facilities, but it sure came in handy a few times.
     
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    Only pour piss out the window at the DOT scales when they ask you to come around the scales again.
     
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    Y'all use a bottle then fling it out the window. Don't be a sissy.
     
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    Pampers baby wipes don't fail at the moment of truth. Mother tested. Trucker approved.
     
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    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    All I know is the new word censor is Fan-tassss-tic. I passed up this thread many times because I was embarrassed to see what it was all about. Thankfully it wasn't about Cassens, you know, the car hauling company? I assumed this would be a good thread and I was not disappointed. Read at you discretion... some assembly required.
     
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    Reee-dick-you-less
     
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    Classic.
     
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