funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

I have a few pirate themed stickers on my door I got from a truckstop in Bangor, "surrender the booty, I love saucy wenches, and Just a pirate chasin booty" I've had some in the past that didn't fly when i was still driving a LP truck, like "I wanna die in my sleep like grandpa........everybody else in the car kept yelling but he just wouldn't wake up" and one that used so much graphic language even I couldn't blame them for ripping it off.

 

I saw a truck back in the day that had a peeing guy on the bunk with a mirror glued under the pee...

 

Driver on E-Logs

 

Now that's just scary!!

 

You drive as fast as you want... I'm driving as fast as I can!

 

mean people suck !.........nice people swallow

 

Our average OTR driver makes $.50 cpm and is home every weekend

hilarious when I see that one.

 

Bumper sticker I saw recently:

Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.

 

The Obama/Biden stickers are pretty funny to me. I think it's hilarious that as each day goes by, you see less and less.

 

Seen one a while back that said. Hows my driving? call 1-800-ratmeout with a picture of a rat holding a cell phone.