I'm Tired

Some old dude s'hits on me, I'm kickin his a'ss. Same goes for young and middle aged dudes.

And no, my conscience ain't gonna torment me.

 

Mathematicians, mechanics, strippers, we got all kinds out here...

 

Eeww, now I have nightmares, thanks.....

 

Even wisdom teeth. Mind you, that was a weekend with two 8balls and a pair of curved needle nose I don’t want to do over.

 

I deal with that a little different. Right in front of them I take MY cellphone and call THEIR boss and ask why their mentally defective employee is ####ing my driver around. That’s even more fun than when they call my boss to rat me out and my phone rings. Either way the problems usually disappear pretty quick.

 

kranky fits you and I approve

 

Well, that’s about as equal opportunity as you’re going to get.

 

dang, dude reads a couple books on philosophy and comes out swinging that keyboard

 

He'll get back to you after his mornin yoga.

 

He who farts in church must sit in his own pew(phew)