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It has just come to my attention that the Thursday machine has malfunctioned and now produces inferior weekdays. Until recently, we've been supplied with Thursdays from the weekday warehouse where a surplus of various weekdays are stored, but the surplus of Thursdays has run dry -- ain't no more left or right. Now we're in a pickle until repairs to the Thursday machine are completed. Needed parts are on back-order, and mostly out of warranty. The repair has the potential to be very costly.

It will be necessary to rearrange and reschedule any and all activities normally performed on Thursdays until further notice.
Also, fines in reconstruction zones are double.
If y'all are usually paid on Thursdays, this could cause major financial problems.

 

They do teach that to the kids up here, surprisingly. They did when I went to school and my kids learned it all, too. But there's a TON of other places in school where they lack but we won't go into that

 

My head hurts just trying to follow this.

 

I'll fill you in on this next Tuesday, which is the old Wednesday.

Unfortunately, I'll be outta town until next Friday, which is actually Saturday.

Call my secretary Ms. Wednesday Thursday and see if she can't fill you in on Monday.

 

***********UPDATE************

Repairs to the Thursday machine have taken longer than expected to be repaired. Next Friday will be the end of production for Mondays as well. On Tuesday we had a meeting about the loss of Thursdays, but halfway through we postponed things until the 3rd Wednesday of next month. Unfortunately the company Thanksgiving dinner will be canceled this year as even Turkey Day Thursday has been lost in the chaos. We apologize for any confusion and ask that you all join us on Sunday for a day of prayer.

Also, all those fined for violations occurring in the reconstruction zone will be expected to pay their double fines in actual money as opposed to the double coupons that were once accepted on Thursdays.


Thank you for your time. We now take you back to your regularly scheduled thread....
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WoAH there Scarecrow!
Don't thank me for my time YET!
I need more (time).

About those double coupons that were once accepted on Thursdays --- you see, I have a whole drawer FULL of those coupons. And they ALL clearly state: "NO EXPIRATION DATE".
How do I interpret that?
I mean, what does that mean, know what I mean?

Not to mention, how's a Big truck driver 'sposed to log this during reconstruction?
And When they're finished, will Thursdays ever be the SAME?

I mean, ....... there's Blue Monday, Hump Day, and Champaign Pay Day,............ will Thursdays be renamed after repairs are completed?

OH!
WoAH is ME!
Soooo much to worry about, and
Soooo little TIME!

I'm about to go crazier.

 

well the 2nd thurs thing makes a little sense lol my log book says 8 day 70hr so 2nd thurs would be 8 day week

could you see us explaining this to the DOT

 

lets see maybe how to have babies # early age so you can live off other ( welfare ) 101 on how to fire a weapon in a drive by . -n- how to deal crack in rich nieghborhoods . hows that Oh yah how to steal your mothers crack -n- daddys gun -n- not get caught

 

Could I see us explaining this to the DOT?
Hmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, ......... I think I can envision that.
And if I focus just a tad farther,........... I can, ...... see..... uhhhhh.
It's kinda fuzzy,................wait!,........... I can see it now,..........

It's us explaining all this to the nice men with the white lab coats fitting us for straight jackets, before ushering us to our very own padded round room, ---- for our OWN protection.
Walls and bars keep the bad dudes out.
Doncha know.

I'll meet y'all in any corner of that round room.
I suspect we'll have a lot to talk about.
Stories that don't start out, "Once Upon A Time".
Nope!
The time has arrived.
For Trucker stories that start out with, "You Ain't Gonna Believe This
S hip
H igh
I n
T ransit.

Oh, LOOK!
I have an appointment with the County Shrink!
HuH!
Well, check it out!
It's for next THURSDAY!

Here we go AGAIN!
I gotta 'splain all this OVER again!(?)
Shux Howdy!

I'm just gonna plead INSANITY.
I'm pretty convincing, too.

ALRIGHT!
Who said "No Problem There"?
Have you caught my act before?