It's always watermelons

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  1. Aug 21, 2016 #71
    SidewaysBentHalo

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    Eh, Trump will make drivers and watermelons great again! (seriously not thread/political thread jacking) just good humor.
     
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  3. Aug 21, 2016 #72
    Dave_in_AZ

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    It's much worse than it appears. Next week, the chain I deliver to is having cantaloupes 3 for $1.
    Do you have any idea the melon level I'm going to be exposed to?
     
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  4. Aug 21, 2016 #73
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    To counteract your severe melon anxiety I prescribe that you're just going to have to get your face right down between all the melons and go full motorboat til you've just had enough. You may have to get your hands on the melons and squeeze and fondle them as well. Repeat as necessary til the sight of bare exposed melons is no longer a threat.
     
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  5. Aug 21, 2016 #74
    SidewaysBentHalo

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    Someone's got to be the brave one and submit this urgently to safety! untitled.png
     
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  7. Aug 21, 2016 #75
    mjd4277

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    You must handle them with care.
    SAVE THE WATERMELONS!!!lol
     
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  8. Apr 3, 2017 #76
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Well it's getting to be that time of year again.

    Are you prepared?

    I just tried my first watermelon of the year. It was disgusting. The texture went from mushy to crunchy, and it was tasteless.
    What do I now do with this melon I have like $4 wrapped up in?

    I already sent the grocer an email.
     
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  9. Apr 3, 2017 #77
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  10. Apr 3, 2017 #78
    mjd4277

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    Tell the grocer you want a decent pair next time. Lol
     
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  11. Apr 3, 2017 #79
    mjd4277

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    Melons are supposed to be soft to the touch and taste sweet.
     
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  12. Apr 3, 2017 #80
    Dave_in_AZ

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    It's awful. It may be a 3D printed melon.
     
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