JBS/GREELY, CO

Every time I think of bringing up the subject of my future retirement I remember the conversations I've had with my wife. "WELL AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF SEEING THE DOCTOR FOR HOW LONG? WE SHOULD HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO TAKE A LITTLE ROAD TRIP AND SEE MY AUNT IN SASKATOON. WE SHOULD INVITE MY SISTER AND HER HUSBAND TO STAY WITH US THIS WINTER!" If it seems like she's shouting she is. She thinks I'm going deaf. In reality I'm just trying to ignore her.

 

You need to get a hobby both of you enjoy. Big Maude LOVES fishing. She doesn’t golf, but she likes to ride in the cart and watch, keep score. The only thing with her keeping score is she doesn’t count the foot wedge. WTH?

 

911 is for " emergencies". Like life threatening I lookup and call the non- emergency #. Judging by the way you wrote the date, looks like you not from these parts.

 

And giving you any number of reasons not to retire.

 

That's who I always called