Linehaul question

Oh do share!! DO IT DO IT NOW

 

What the heck are you on about?
If I'm seeing a front bumper, It's from the rear view mirror in my POV.
How can I ask that buddy, if he is already dead ? Where does UPS delivery van come into this ? lol

I said shaggin vans
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Hot head? Quit being a nancy boy and understand friendly context post. Pound sand EHB


PS. no wonder other canuks dislike newfies. Weirdos.

 

Awe, you have your first official fan. Super jelly here !

 

Starting ACH fan club.I give RR full member list access for potential women.

 

Lol thought it would be a ACH and Shaggy club as we are always peer pressuring RR.

If he wants girls come hang with me in NY, worked in a bar for a while so I still got connections plus the gf has some real hot SINGLE friends... BUT you must do one thing before hand HAHAHA

 

Lets see.... Since I am off tomorrow and already two beers into the night.

1. Peed on the guard shack at XXXX Air Force Base (with both guards 5 feet away) ...drunk
2. Hostage dance at the local strip club. They handcuffed me to the rail. (with my now ex wife present...who later on also got nekkid along with her super hot friend).
3. Vomited all over my friends bathroom, then driveway, then flower garden, and then the kiddy pool. ...drunk
4. Ended up falling in the kiddy pool towards the end of the night ...drunk into oblivion
5. Bar banishment in 18 bars in Europe... 4 bars in America ..mostly drunk
6. Six incarcerations overseas, one over here
7. Had adult relationships at church, my boss' desk, the installation commanders car, and movie theatre (sobber)
8. Set my mum's kitchen on fire while baking cookies at double the temperature ....drunk
9. Set off a fire extinguisher inside my friends house (that place looked like a Def Leppard concert)....drunk
10. Tried to operate a forklift/moped/bicycle/tricycle/skateboard (each one resulted in some damage or minor injuries to myself or bystanders ....definitively drunk
11. Kicked out of karaoke bar for throwing a beer at the DJ ...drunk
12. Put laxatives in my "buddies" beer and had him sit in a corner both where he couldnt get out fast enough. ...sobber
13. Accidentally started a field fire ...drunk
14. Helped put out a field fire that I started (I was a volunteer firefighter... at least until that point) ....still drunk

Ok... so for most of these incidences I was drunk. Some of the listed items I was informed of the following morning by someone who wasn't as drunk as me. I had a wild childhood. Things can get nuts when you start out with the legal drinking age of 16 in Germany and then move overseas.

 

Sure, now you offer him connections. Free beer involved, everyone is his friend. It's a scam RR. Can't trust the guidos in ny



lol

 

hahahahaaaaaaaahaaajhjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, The best part is. I believe 100%

 

As for the free beer. I have to bottle it tomorrow afternoon. It has to stay bottled for two weeks before it is carbonated enough to drink. If you guys send me an address (even a PO box), I might be able to mail it.

 

These stories are so true, it scares the crap out of me now that I think about it.