Little america

That better be a tough dude lol

 

I wanna be the boot guy at Little America....

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap

 

I'm too old to get beat up a dozen times per day lol

 

Two words... Stun Gun...attack me, I will enjoy watching you quiver and drool on yourself while I finish my donut and coffee...then charge you a surcharge for having to recharge my stun gun battery on top of the boot removal fee.

 

First we have several participants of this forum who complain about truck stop managements not doing anything about inconsiderate drivers, in this case blocking the fuel island.

Then we have several participants of this forum who complain about the manner in which truck stop management handles inconsiderate drivers.

I wish you guys would make up your minds.....

 

95 percent of the fat lazy slobs doing this get out of breath taking a dump. Exactly how tough does this dude need to be to smack Tubby McTruffleshuffle around?

 

I'm in pretty good shape, and if I'm not out of breath after taking a dump, I wasn't being aggressive enough. When I sit down, I let out a battle cry, and slap myself in the face a few times to get hyped up.

 

I have trouble standing up after a dump due to leaning forward effin around on the phone for 15 minutes.

 

I hate it when your legs fall asleep because you lost track of time while you were web surfing