Midget truck drivers

My wife is 4'11" , I told her that if she loses any more height, the state law requires that she has to use a booster seat .
In other news, We had to throw a midget out of our nudist camp , he had his nose in everyone's business.

 

They work hard
And party hard

 

If his legs had just been this much longer

 

Not exactly related to driving

 

One of my high school friends was a little person, and we used to tease him about the mechanics of dating girls taller than he was. Being a classy guy, he'd just smile and say "If we're nose to nose my toes are in it, and if we're toes to toes my nose is in it." Good times. He was always the default when someone had to hide in the trunk to get into the drive-in.

 

One of them is my neighbor lol.

 

Wow, we must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread topics.

Midget truck drivers...really?

 

She's cute

 

Apparently how to close a trailer door finally ran out of steam.
Turns out there's 107 ways to close a trailer door!

 

I saw that one also and it took me back to my very first load. For the life of me I couldn't get the right door to secure. An old timer took pity on me and told me to drive up about 20 feet where the pavement leveled off and sure enough, she closed right up...lesson learned. At least I started out knowing to secure the left door first...