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It’s my understanding if you lease from Honest John, he’ll personally assist you in picking out your very own CB handle.

 

If this were an essay, you would definitely get an "F"...

 

I find the OP to be an intelligent, articulate individual with a very thought provoking treatise presented in a timely manner.

Now where did I leave my pants?

 

I met a young kid only had a CDL for a year US express…and he showed me his paychecks right on his phone. His first year. He had $12,000 in bonuses so they added this to his checks each month. First year driver on pace to make over 80 grand. Home every five days for two days one week, three the next, ran two different dedicate routes, one to Florida, one to Texas.

Made me realize how ripped off I’m getting. Lol.

Yeah I’m sure the recruiters lie, they all do their like car salesman. However according to this kid if you handle the politics correct you can end up with exactly what you want at that company.

 

Generally it's a combination of your favorite desert or your favorite animal and your 1st name. One of my 1st leasees was Tiramisu Tom. I also have a Pumpkin Pie Polly and Cheetah Charlie.

 

You sir are a professional, I was talking to Pablo over at Borracho Transport and the way he does it is just stupid. He does name of your childhood pet and street you grew up on, that makes me Bowser 14 Mile Road...that's just amateurish.

 

I completely agree on both of your assessments

 

Honest TB, I know you wanted to kind of save this next big announcement, but it's so huge, I just can't stop talking about it!.

Friends, the next seven people who sign a lease, and remember, you keep the pen (for 7.99) Ardis will personally install a Christmas wreath on your grill! Or a Star of David, for our non shellfish eating bretheren. From a part of this big blue marble that doesn't recognize the Christmas Holiday season? We have several lighted Michelin men that look dreamy on your windshield visor, handling prices vary on those. And the best part? He will do it for free!!! Yes, I said FREE!!! Just pay a small handling charge ($1995.00) Friends you will be the envy of everyone in the Pilot! Loves? I'm betting you get preferred parking. Operator(s) are standing by! Call now!

@TB John your phone turned on? I'm betting it's ringing incessantly now!

 

FREE....!!!!!!

 

Just make sure you CB handle is on one of these lists, the names that get the least or the most sex...

Is Your Name Slutty? Study Reveals Names That Get The Most Sex.