Odot

He's the new guy , until someone else gets hired he'll be the only one working.

 

Get to know your shovel..
You'll be spending alot of time together ❤️

 

First rule, never ever perform any task alone. All tasks require at least 4 or 5 maintenance workers; one to work and the rest standing around watching. And, showing any form of initiative will be considered insubordination and will be grounds for immediate dismissal. You’ll behave as lazy and inefficient as you possibly can, in accordance to the DOT code. Finally, always set low goals and consistently fail to meet them.

Do this my friend, and you’ll be the head honcho of the outfit in record time!

 

Prepare yourself to resemble Junior Samples by the time you retire.

 

That name rings a bell. As I recall, he was that potato head on HeeHaw.

 

You well be able to play god by closing down a lane for “ghost road construction” and then just sit in a truck with the rest of the crew watching You tube or tik tok videos until its time to pack it up for the day.

 

Potato Head? Junior was one of the best parts of that show!

 

Entertaining, but a soft head nonetheless.