Ok.. my first issue!

Painfully embarassing

 

Check Oil 101--

Shut off engine
For about an hour
Pull dipstick out
Wipe off clean
Re-insert dipstick- count to 1001 1002
Pull dipstick out and look at how much oil is on the end of it

Top of etched marks-- Full
Bottom on etched marks, Car- one quart low, Truck- 1 gallon low

 

Pffft when I drove a truck I just hit the dipstick with a hammer to see if oil was low.....

 

I wonder of they filled

His brake fluid up for him?????

 

I saw a Swift driver once who was missing a fuel cap. She just stretched a couple condoms over the hole whenever she was done fueling. I imagine the OP could just pour in some brake fluid and put a condom on and all would be OK

 

The cost of condoms would really add up, you would think a gas cap would be cheaper...unless, she was just recycling the condoms after using them. Eww!

 

When that happen on the prostar i had when i was company...i was at the ta and there is nothing they can do to fix. Lucky an international dealer was a mile away ...they fixed in 1 day i even got put up in a hotel. Late but still lol