Peeing on the toilet

Now I ain't pointing fingers or making fun , But...

Whenever I see pee on the seat I think. Another short D Fellow. Bet he got it on his shoes too!

 

Spring loaded toilet seat? Flips up when not on it. Haha. Then.again it'll just.be another thing to nurse lazy people through life.

Some of the older not so renovated independent truck stops both make you want to puke and can be a real self esteem booster at the same time. Maybe they should make a reality show about those mouth breathers. The big 450lb guy in stained socks, sandals, ##### pants(sweat pants) scruffy beard with leftover food, dandruff everywhere, and a white t shirt with pit stains and lots of stains on the "shelf"(top of belly) from food and too short to contain the entire belly. You watch this guy go into the bathroom and you know Hiroshima is about to happen. Then you listen to him breath like hr ran the hundred.meter dash when he's.just in the buffet line. Icing on the cake is whatching him chow down, sweating, slobbering, wiping his hands on his shirt but making site yo not clean his mouth or beard because he's saving that for later.


Now I am friends with a lot of bigger people and I have.absolutely nothing against them. They are all happy with good hygiene, great personalities and are some of the nicest people ever. I'm not picking on big people. It just so happens to.be that the gross slobs end up big from.being lazy.

I look at buffet food and cringe. Can't tolerate fat, doesn't sit well in my stomach. Same goes for pop. Guess.its not a bad problem to have but makes it tougher to find.anything other than subway sometimes.

 

Frankly, I feel safer touching my big fella that the knobs on the sink!

 

Go into any Love's around midnight, especially if you're the only customer in the house, they greet you very happily then one of them races over to the mic to request (by name) their co-workers go check on the men's and women's restrooms. Meanwhile it looks like the restroom has not been cleaned in over 2 shifts.

I don't sit down on the seat til I have wiped it down with my own pinesol impregnated paper towel.

 

Maybe its a new trucker thing lol. i dont do my 10 in them if i can help it but they are faster just to whip into when its time to go. and if you can find a nice one that is quiet its better than a loud truck stop but anymore they are just as full as truck stops at night

 

im terrible at this because usually i dont go until its like prairie dog time lol. but im not a dirt person and keep a very clean truck but i am bad at wiping down the seat. if there is urine on it i will hold it in or find a cleaner stall

 

Pissing on the seat bothers me, if I catch you I will call you out!
The toilets full of pissers while the urinals are empty ticks me off! Apparently guys with little packages are afraid to pee in a urinal even if it has divider walls!

Thirdly what is up with adult men who drop their pants and undies to pee at the urinal?

I keep a pocket size bottle of hand sanitizer with alcohol in my pocket to clean the seat.

This may be my OCD, butp restrooms with doors that swing in and only have hand dryers bother me! I'm not a huge germiphob, but I don't want to touch the handle! I also push doors that swing out open with my foot, okay maybe I am a little germiphobish.

Hang up your phone while squating! Oh guy last week in the in the east bound I70 Troy, IL rest area I hope you got tje refi on your hone figured out!

 

Lots of places are putting those foot openers on inswinging doors. The Dyson air blade things.work good for drying. I prefer towels

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What? I've never seen this personally. I can say a loose pair of pants dropped by their own accord once the belt was undone but I picked them up before resuming business.