Pilot, no way for a shower

You can't access the menu and change it? I have a Scotch/Irish guy telling me where to go.

 

Thats alright for the longest time I thought the " Kentucky Transportation Captain would like to advise truckers of sharp turns between MM 135.2 and 136.2 loads may suddenly (er well a four letter word that rhymes with pit).

Yeah yeah she said shift.

 

That is HILARIOUS, LMAO

 

Kinda reminds me of that great tune by CCR:

"There's a bathroom on the right."

 

DUDE! What do you mean you can't make it by 1600? It's only an inch on the map!

 

About ten years ago:
In line at the salad bar in Carney's Point, NJ at flying J. Three ladies in front of me were from LOOOO-Ong Eye-Land, NY.

The "Flying J Lady" announced a shower was ready and the lady in front of me tells the other two "OWW-MYE-GOO-AWD! Did you he-a THAT? WHAT AWE PEOPLE DOO-ING IN THE BACK OF THIS REST-AWWR-AUNT??"

The driver seated next to us spit his soda all over the table top and had to excuse himself to go outside to laugh it off.

 

I once heard a lady exclaim in confusion "They have showers here? Why?" when the announcer at the Pilot in Ft Worth announced a shower was ready. I felt like saying something smartassed but her husband looked like he could have made my day more complicated than it already was so I stayed quiet.

 

I like the Pilot below Tampa, FL in Ellenton. They have 2 showers and absolutely zero parking spaces. It is strictly fuel and go. I asked how do you park and take a shower here. They told me, see that motel over there (about 2 football fields) has truck parking for $10 a night. There is a pond and ditch seperating them too. You would have to walk wayyyyy around. I about laughed. They never have to clean them showers. The one in Cookeville, TN is the same way.

 

I like the guys who get on the horn after her announcement and say "dang baby, you sound fine. what's your 20?"

 

LOL!

Dispatcher, "What do you mean your going to be a little late"?

Me, "There is a bridge out, and I'm forced to detour around your route".

Dispatcher, "So, even with the route detour... it's still only about 6 inches on my map".

Me, " ".