Proper attire

Because you don't have any friends and they do. Making dispatch send messages is the best way to keep them from acting shady , plenty say what ever over the phone but won't put it in message form

 

Lmfao yeah I don't have many friends and the ones I do have know not to call me ever unless it's an emergency like they ran out of beer and not to come over til they get more

 

A friend with beer is a friend indeed

 

I agree. The ideal spot imo is pissing on the asphalt parking lot behind the sleeper, particularly at the truck stop. It's much more sanitary, and leaves the parking lot with that wonderful strong cat box ammonia smell. Nothing I like better than a 100 degree day in a 20 year old truck stop parking lot. Sometimes the aroma is so strong it reminds me of smelling salts, absolutely wonderful. I ignore the fact that we then all have to walk across that nasty SOB to get around the truck or to the shower, followed by walking back into the truck or sleeper.

That's much better than collecting the urine in private and then either dumping it out in the grass or throwing in a trash receptacle. Not to mention, my company really likes the idea of having our company branded truck on the side of the road, passenger door open with a driver next to the nearest bush with one hand on his junk as traffic drives by. It is a great image for both our company and the trucking industry in general.

/Sarc off

 

I wasn't checking out her heels I was scoping out a lil higher just above the thighs

 

Panama Jack shorts and shirt and hat with some vintage vans on the feet when driving. One piece coveralls and steel toe boots when loading/unloading 1 set for every day of week

 

Obviously not a Lot Lizard. Wonder what hotel fixed him up with that? Can't tell what country that is, maybe Russia??

 

Yes, Russia. I wanted to buy a condo in Hainan Island, but the wife adamantly said "NO" because the place is loaded with beautiful Russian women walking the beaches topless.
Many Russians own condo's there.

 

I've met family while camping, left in swimming trunks, crocs, and a wife beater, delivered I-Beams to a steel yard, and came back. I can care less what other people look like or what they assume I should look like. Keep my head down trying to avoid urine puddles and poop bags, not looking up at you other ugly drivers out here

 

Maybe instead of worrying about dress code being professional and how it looks we should worry about #### bags, piss bottles and all the garbage left around by the slobs.