Ridiculous Advice Thread

When you pass a truck, make sure you leave a maximum of 10 feet before coming back over and slow down a bit when you complete the pass.

 

If the lot lizard says she loves you then she means it

 

If you miss your turn then try to turn around in the ditch especially if it rained all night

 

When arriving at a customer, make sure you block all available dock doors with your truck before going inside to give your paperwork. This ensures you will be loaded or unloaded first.

 

The North American Tire Engineers Society recommends not changing to winter air until there has been 10 days of an average daily temperature of 58 to 62 degrees. According to them, switching to early affects the vapor air density and increases the risk of blowouts.

 

In several states it is the law, that you must move to the left lane when any vehicle is merging on the highway. Thats why so many trucks just stay in that lane. It’s all about safety.

 

You have to help those who won’t help themselves.

 

Looks like a low tire, nah, that's them new fangled radials, they're supposed to look low.

 

And brings your name to the top of lists they keep...

 

or park at the entrance to the place, effectively blocking the whole drive. That way, no one get's in or out, until you are ready to move.