Ridiculous Advice Thread

If you give the other driver the finger after cutting them off, it makes it OK.

 

Yes , they are #1 for understanding your load has priority.

 

When the pilot vehicle passes you it means it is preferable that you then do everything in your power not to let the oversized load pass. It doesn’t make sense to let someone with a wide but light load get around you. Best try to slow up some and get some distance from the pilot, they might make a sudden stop.

 

Drop kick over the roof above the uprights over the pump'. Love dogs, always had them. They; like my children, were taught to mind and kept out of other peoples way.

 

If the restaurant is full at the truckstop, you can move their stuff to the side and sit down across from someone. You have rights too.

 

Don’t forget to also sample their food. Rightsvto that aswell. Thank me later.

 

Don't bother washing your hands after you go to the restroom. It's fine if you go to the buffet and use your bare hands to fill your plate.

 

Don’t it add flavor?

 

For everyone who comes after you.
The Chinese people have started offering plastic gloves. I like that a lot.

 

What about just making people wash their hands or get’’em chopped off?