Ridiculous Advice Thread

Clorox on your drive tires will get you started on ice...

 

Anytime you need to wake up a Driver. Always bang as hard as you can on the sleeper.

 

Always order fish at a Truckstop Diner.

 

Park at the fuel island for your 30 minute break or if you have to take a shower.

 

Use the squeegee to wash your truck

 

Throw a couple of "D" batteries down the stack into the muffler, it will eat the baffles out of the muffler and sound better.

 

Nah; two chains will hold it, no farther than we 're going...

 

Especially in land locked states. The further from the coast, the fresher the fish.

 

https://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/search/120871393/

 

If you don't want flies in your truck, don't leave your window open at a truck stop.