Road Wisdom

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by WesternPlains, Feb 15, 2022.

  1. bonder45

    bonder45 Road Train Member

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    Don’t drink coffee if a restroom is not immediately available.
     
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  3. IH Truck Guy

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  4. bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    If you're going to get into mischief at the truck stop(getting beer or a date), make sure you nose in.
     
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  5. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Back in or walk in first.
     
  6. sevenmph

    sevenmph Road Train Member

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    Nose in? The beer or the date?
     
  7. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    If it’s the date, don’t let her see the finger sniff. :biggrin_25523:
     
  8. Opus

    Opus Road Train Member

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    Don't eat the yellow snow. It doesn't taste lemony at all
     
  9. WesternPlains

    WesternPlains Road Train Member

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    People merging onto freeway. They have to wait till they’re established in the lane. Blocking traffic masturbating along. Then... and only then! Do they discover the gas pedal. Amazing! The car moves when they push it!
     
  10. WesternPlains

    WesternPlains Road Train Member

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    Cars passing you the truck. Always have to slow down. Hesitate or stop near/next to you. Like you’re some kind of great gravitational force. Only after they’ve sat there. As if they fear Godzilla is out in front of you or something. Then they can go again.
     
  11. Dave1837

    Dave1837 Road Train Member

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    Or they hang out at the very rear corner of your trailer for miles. The ole tail whip usually solves that problem
     
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