Russian Crooks

Is that a brothel? The one on the left is suspect. He's not properly squatting like a real Slav. He's got that American squat with his heel off the ground.

 

"Heels on the ground a true comrade is found, heels to the sky a western spy".

 

Not sure, but the sign says "We're Open" in Russian. It might be the driver's lounge.

 

You got it! I couldn't remember the saying. Thanks for reminding me.

 

White Volvo sold separately!

 

Your welcome, it took me a while to remember it.
They wanted me to squat during a physical and I asked "like a Slav?" and they laughed. I guess it's a more common saying than I first thought.

 

Americans are #1 in America because you are a guest in our home. If I'm in your home country not respecting the people and the customs there I'm sure I will very likely encounter some problems. Nobody is saying that you shouldn't exist but there is a question of whether you should continue to exist within our borders when too many of you have clearly worn out your welcome. If you don't like Americans then nobody is forcing you to continue living amongst us. You can go back home.

 

I wonder if Comrade Boris has a CDL school too?