Said i'd never do this......

Does not work! It will kill the plant. Dont ask me how I know.

 

Too much nitrogen. Urine was used by the ancients to produce blackpowder. They'd dry it out and add saltpeter. That is why it is illegal to transport over 1 ounce on the international interstates. A wise driver would buy a fruit punch drink (red) and use the empty bottle but would add a couple spoonfuls of red food coloring dye to make it look like fruit punch in case of a DOT inspection. If the DOT guy has a question about it offer him a sip.

Some might be too young to remember but Tom Cruise was a huge star in the 80's. Top Gun, Few Good Men, and Risky Business which is referenced in my signature below.

 

Not too many people who know this but urine will cure foot fungus', athlete foot, etc.. Yeah, when you are taking your shower just pee and get a free foot fungus treatment.

 

It's a wonderful deoderizer too.

 

I would imagine a wise driver would just go to a restroom. Guess I'm the only non-gross, not to mention sanitary, driver out there?

 

so--you can haul 45000 lbs of fertilizer and 300 gallons of diesel fuel legally on the road---but you cant have more than 1 ounce of pee ?
i call shenanigans on that one
and what the hell would you be doing with one ounce of pee to begin with?

 

No wonder my wife is picky on the fruit and veggies

 

I just can't figure out what the boys talk about when they bust you for some piss

I bet that guy respected by all