Serial Killer Truckers

Half the time the media says a trucker committed a crime, the perp was driving a pickup. That’s like calling a mall cop SWAT.

 

40% of the population doesn't understand percentages and the other 2/3rds doesn't understand fractions.

 

That's 106% of the people !

 

How can you make 45 using only 4?

 

I’ll not leave you hanging…

You have to use fractions: 44 + 4/4 = 45 because 4/4 = 1.

 

Mishigas? Oy, gevalt! You'd have to be a schlmazl to believe all this chazerai ......

Actually, it's close enough to be 107% with rounding error.....

 

Calculating . . . . Need more input . . . ERROR ERROR ERROR . . . Shutting down . . . Performing Internal Diagnostics . . .

 

106.6 % you may round up .

 

was simple enuff but wasnt exactly sure what you wanted rarely see a whole number represented as a fraction . At least on a tape measure .

 

Well; yeah.. ,But you know... Women control, nearly 39.8% of the money in circulation, and 100% of the P$*@?ssy supply.