Seriously?

I was expecting @tucker to come out saying “Another Driver On Elogs Fighting His 14 Hours!!”
LMMFAO

 

You know that time when you really have to go real bad? You just pulled in and all the pumps are full and that one parking spot way out there is open, you hurry to get there so you can park and get inside, you nosed in and stopped but have to go so bad that you jump out and start running for the bathroom only to hear a crash behind you. All because you did not want to crap in the lot.

 

Thermoking needed service. Easier to get at now. Just trying to help.

 

And now it's in your pants.

 

Due to the statistical facts per Law enforcement officials. Drunk, or drug inducted stupidity. Possibly suffers from H.U.A.S which is the most common syndrome of drivers today.

 

"Oh; you're supposed to use the mirrors?"
"I was lining up the tractor straight - real straight - like my trainer said."

 

Driver 180534 . . . . DRIVER 180534 . . . .

Report to the headmasters office immediately !!

 

And again. this time between 2 walls how did he got in there?

 

Can someone translate what they saying to each other, please!