Squire Transportation

So enlighten us on how you could not even pass a simple 30,000 mile probationary program which weeds out the bad drivers and keeps the good drivers. This i got to hear lol.

 

Wait...what? So Knight is "weeding" out drivers now? That's amazing!

 

30,000 miles with Knight, that's like half a year of driving!

*rimshot*

 

well, i am glad you asked.

for starters, couldn't stop screwing hookers at literally every truck stop, and even in the fuel island. i have a serious problem but its just because i want to fit in. my genitals started burning off due to said hooker screwing. more on that later.

also, i decided that i wanted to fit in so bad that i started smoking meth to 'run hard' and chased down boxes of pseudafed with mountain dew big gulps . to fit in even more, i began urinating in bottles and letting them pile up in the sleeper berth. started illegally running on my logbook, and i killed a couple of people in hit-and-run incidents and never reported them to my DM. i thought all this was in the spirit of Knight Transportation and Squire Transportation, but I was informed that true Knights only smoke biker speed and don't mess with pseudafed and big gulps

back to the original issue, the hookers. when my no no parts started to severely burn--and i do mean burn--we are talking napalm crotch, chemical burn status--i began to Qualcomm my DM repeatedly and urgently, telling them that i needed to get off the road. then i went on line 5 driving as i searched for the nearest clinic. called 'stat doctors' and they gave me a prescription for ampicillin and HYDROCODONE. threw away the antibiotic but doubles up on the hydrocodone. drove around and was feeling pretty good until i mowed down a walking field trip of children and drove away. so my DM Qualcomms me and tells me to pull over because i'm out of hours. i keep going. now the Qualcomm is beeping frantically and i'm told to clean out the truck and come back to the yard.

 

I think I sprained something vital!!

 

Still waiting on how you could not do a simple 30000 mile probation. Period. 30000 is less then 3 months.

 

i went in there saying 'I AM England! I *AM* England!!" and they kindly escorted me out of the building. Got a free night at the Tolleson Best Western though.

 

Ahh yes, spoken like a typical, baloney post, brought to you by your friendly, Knight recruiter. For the REAL truth, go to a truck stop near you (an easy thing to do) and talk to the drivers in person.

 

for real though...

 

Oh so now I am a recruiter? So I am going from Dallas, TX to Oregon sitting behind my desk pulling a loaded trailer? My truck number is 722200. When you see me in a truck stop ask and I will show you all my pay stubs that have the miles on it. I am getting 1850 miles in the next 3 days. Not bad for sitting behind my desk with a steering wheel. Might have to name it....hmmmm Prostar. Sounds good.