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Long as there’s not #### all over the place I don’t really care. I’m touching it with my own ### anyhow.

I sure as #### wash my hands after being in those nasty places.

 

Job sites and dog food places offer driver bathrooms.

 

That's just nasty

 

A brief perusal of this thread leads to the careful conclusion that this world is full of princesses who never ate a grilled cheese that mom handed over the porch rail while we were playing outside. Dirty hands and all. If you dropped it you just brushed the dirt off only because it's too crunchy.

Tl;dr: How to build a proper immune system 101.

 

When I was a kid, in kindergarten, I used to take the gum up off the sidewalk and chew it on my way to school. I still remember the gritty dirt in the gum and the taste of it.

 

Everything you ever needed to know about Men's room etiquette:

 

That porta john is etched permanently in my brain , nightmares for life , but some think its normal is the scary part.
Happy New Year TTR

 

One is supposed to enjoy with Fluid, not the thick viscous type of coca-cola or pepsi or the southern Arizona version: pepe-si.
Try some Water nex tym U want Flying Jerks' meat lovers' pizza special for a Thinner Catalyst to aid Specialized Cleaning or just try ONE PIECE and chase it with some MILK: It Does A Body Good.

 

Since the entire room is FILTHY, the sink ain't safe ground.
I've seen sinks that made filthy toilet seats look safe. The Toilet seats with the brown tissues nearby stacking up in a corner.
Best to grab the door knob with some toilet paper then kick it open with a boot and go into the women's room.............unless you already were in the women's room, then go to the men's room or back to your truck but wipe your hands on the cleaner pee stained ASPHALT or CEMENT before accessing Your Vehicle.

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