"Steer" tires?
Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Artbroken, Jan 17, 2011.
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Steer-ing wheels are also made from steers.. glad hands are always happy to see you.. johnson bars are made from johnsons.
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I hear some of you have 10-speeds? Must be murder pedaling up those steep hills.
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Pigtails-- from pigs
glad hands-- from happy hands
5th wheel-- manufactured from spare parts of 4th,3rd,2nd and 1st wheel
Clearance Lights-- designed by a guy named Clarence and his partner Surely but don't call her Shirley -
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Serpentine Belt--made from tough skinned Lot Lizards
Recap-- when your 70 runs out they take the last 7 days of hours plus today to make new tires good as new
Cross Members-- made from angry people
Great Dane-- big dog
Reefer-- Madness
Van--Diesel
CatWalk--Feline Fashion Show
Removable Goose Neck-- Christmas Bird
Shirley--Big Truck
Fairing--Divorce Settlement
Double Bunk-- 4 out of 2 Scientists proved it wrong
Flat Tire--Tasty Ale
TARP-- Bail your Bank out so they can continue Foreclosing on your House
Flat Top-- Gunnery Sergeant Vince Carter
Double Chrome Stacks-- Burger King's new offering
DriveTrain-- SoulTrain replacement
UltraShift Transmission-- Self Aggrandizement using the Qualcomm to inform Driver Manager that you just drove a perfect 14 hours in 14 hours
Extended Sleeper--A driver who sleeps the full 10 hours of his 10 hour break.
4Way Flashers-- 2 girls in a convertible
Right Turn Signal-- Orangutan named Clyde
Diesel Exhaust Fluid-- Produced in the same factory as Corona Beer in the same way
Log Book-- Urban Legend that most Truck drivers believe is an actual law that hours of service must be maintained and given to law enforcement on demand
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Well Scottie I was going to throw something in there, but seems you have the whole pre-trip pretty much covered!
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