"Stunts" you have pulled over the years.....

Thats some funny sheet right there. Should have let'em shipped it on down there.

If you two ever got together at a office party aint no tell'en what would happen.

 

I had a guy that used to rub me the wrong way on a daily basis. I noticed that he would take his work boots off and leave them in the shop. He'd come in the morning and the first thing he would do is put his boots on.
I got a rubber and filled it with liquid Ivory soap and put it in his boot. He put his boots on and stood up and I could tell he knew something wasn't right. He took his boot off and felt inside to see what it was, the look on his face still makes me laugh today after twenty years I still can't stop laughing when I think about it.
He took his boots off and stormed to the nearest trash can and disposed of his somewhat used boots.

 

Ya never know! We might shrinkwrap the toilets and drop a condom in the punchbowl!

YEE-HAW!

 

the statute of limitations hasn't run out yet on a few of my "stunts". Although, for a graduation prank from HS, one of my friends knew where the lead janitor lived. We went to his house on graduation night for beers, one of the guys swiped his key ring. Next night we went to the school and let ourselves in. We re-arranged a few things within the school, then on our way out we superglued all the locks on the school except one, and it required a 20' ladder to access a man-ladder that led to the roof and a roof access. We then went back and put his key ring in his pickup. One of my friends had summer school, he was supposed to start at 7am Monday. When he showed up, the principal was standing out front telling everyone school was cancelled for the day.

 

Worst one I did in HS was 4 of us put the IT Supervisors Geo Metro up on blicks with the wheels only 1/4 inch off the ground. He jumped in after School threw it into gear and WENT NOWHERE. Antoher one we did was we flipped over the same teachers car a few weeks later Man those Geos are LIGHT.

 

Hmmm......

Years back when I was stationed at Fort Ord my shop was sent TDY to Camp Roberts....

The Vulcan units and Field Artillery units were out on exercise so we went on top of the ridge to observe the action.....
So all of us being drunk and stupid, concocted a scheme to get this one young E-5 in a panic....

So we came back to our bivouac area dragging azzhart.... looking dejected and whipped, told the young E-5 that one of us was hit by some errant shrapnel from a "short" artillery round (The "victim" was behind the tent out of view)....

We had this E-5 going until it got to the point where he was going to call some "Half-bird".....So out comes the "victim" and we had to fess up the whole scheme....

The next day...All of us were sent out on a "special mission".....Hand-digging the new latrine pits.......

 

Alright, it still involves computers, but maybe this is a little better.

My lead person was a real rooster. If he could brag, he would, and you could not tell him squat.

A couple guys in the department were buying sporty cars, and he followed suit with a red Corvette. Trouble was, he had no room to put it! Garage was packed full of tools, and his neighborhood wasn't conducive to parking it outside. I'd just bought a house w/a 2-car garage, and seeing his dilemma, allowed him to park it there for the time being.

A month went by. Two... three...

Pretty soon, another guy in the department was looking for a Corvette of his own. Of course, he asked my boss about his, which got him a stern "NO!". That gave me an idea.

I went online to Ebaymotors, and printed out several ads for 'vettes. Then went out to my garage and snapped a couple pics of my boss' Corvette, and copy/pasted them into one of the ads.
Brought them into work, had another co-worker hand it to the guy who was looking to buy. He spotted my fake ad - which was priced VERY reasonably - and took it straight to my boss.

"Hey, look at this one! This is a pretty good deal, isn't it?"

Boss looks it over, comments about the year, the options, the color.
"Looks just like mine", he says. He starts squinting at it, looks at the license plate.
"That IS mine!"

Well, I just let the phone ring, and ring, and ring...

 

For several years, the football team dismantled our Vice Principals Jeep CJ and reassembled it on the roof of the school. And each year they would be given the choice, bring it back down the same way or take up a colleciton and call a crane. He got lucky, one of the guys on the team, his Dad actually owned a crane service.

 

my buddy has an old piece of #### mazda with an emergency brake in the middle console

well everytime that boy takes a corner, and im in the passenger seat, if theres nobody around i give it a good yank and watch him cuss as we slides sideways.....priceless


ill be buying him tires next week

 

Is driving a truck into a Cave considered a stunt?