Taking an emergency Duece

My wife was impressed with my accuracy when I told her we occasionally have to use a water bottle to piss in...imagine how impressed she'd be if my 'aft torpedo tube' was able to target a Gatorade bottle.

 

A person I know drives for a local company in the Atlanta metro area. Several years ago he called me and said he needed to lose a bit of weight because his weight triggered type 2 diabetes. His doc put him on Metformin. I advised him to be careful with that drug because one of the common side effects is "the runs". Well a while after he called me again and told me of a situation while being inspected roadside when an attack hit him. He told me his load was in fact VERY late!

Not meaning to morph the topic, but this is the primary reason I had rubber boots I could put on while working in drop yards after dark. Those rubber boots were stored near my load locks.

 

I was up in Green Bay recently in an industrial park with no place to go nearby to do such business. I asked the lady inside if they had a restroom and she said that they have a restroom but it was only for employees. Thankfully this location had some railroad tracks behind it with a lot of trees and tall bushes, so I did what I did when I was in the army and took some wipes with me. I'm doing my part for the environment because the plants got some fertilizer and the little bugs got something to munch on. I'm just doing my part.

 

You should of went to Lambo field and done your duty on the 50 yardline

 

If I really have to go I’ll use a disposal coffee cup….

 

I just spent $600 on professionally cleaning up a brand new truck and replacing the week old mattress when the driver had to go, grabbed a garbage bag, tied it between the bed and cabinet, missed half of it which went on the floor and the bag leaked when he put it on the bed when he tried to clean up the floor. I had to use a crime scene cleaning company because the guys at the detailing place who I use would not touch the truck.

The driver is stuck in that truck for the next few years now. He said there is no smell but hell … I won’t blame the driver for this one, he has a medical condition and he was honest about what happened.

 

yup, 5 gallon bucket as a trash can, can double as a "shot" can

 

Helping the environment. And saving it by saving water. Hey Joey and Dave will that make Greta happy?

 

5 gallon bucket and trash bags. Wipes are always on hand.

 

####ty deal.