Things that need special warnings

Reconsider leaving your house from now on:

Massachusetts city to post climate change warning stickers at gas stations

 

I expect nothing less from The Guardian.

“The gas pump stickers will remind drivers to think about climate change and hopefully consider non-polluting options.”
What option doesn't pollute in some way?

"The city has a target of slashing planet-heating emissions by 80% and offsetting the remainder by 2050, making it carbon neutral."
2050 you say? I thought we were all ####ed by like 2005, or something. That's 45 years too late by public school math.

Here's my favorite part:
"millions rely on the Guardian for independent journalism that stands for truth and integrity."

 

Yeah it's hilarious that a single small city has plans to cut planet heating emissions by 80%.

Meanwhile in China at the airport on an airplane sitting there you can't even see any buildings even though they are literally 25 feet away because the smog is so bad that it looks like a blizzard is going on. That is what I saw myself a couple years ago.

Save us Massachusetts!!!

 

*WARNING*

DO NOT IRRITATE FORKLIFT/CRANE OPERATOR OR YOU WILL RUN OUT OF HOURS IN PLANT

 

Seeing some of the girl pant wearing boys around nowadays 20.6 lbs is heavy.

 

We don’t need warning labels. The california Prop 65 labels on everything sold in the US is more than enough. They even put it on cancer treatment products.

 

So basically they're going to verbally beat people over the head who dare drive their car, by placing stickers that claim unproven climate change and make them feel guilty, yeah that sounds like Taxachussets.......

 

They changed to paper bags from plastic bags a few years ago to be more environmentally friendly. Several decades before they changed to plastic bags from paper bags to be more environmentally friendly.

 

Bungee cords , put a eye out.

 

Do not insult barber while he is holding electric clippers.

My Dad did that once and came out looking like a kiwi fruit.