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This was so funny....

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by LuckyLady7, Jan 26, 2008.

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  1. Mar 28, 2008 #81
    t_wilson0321

    t_wilson0321 <strong>Adjustable Wench</strong>

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    OK, I guess I can understand if a gal (or guy) is a little bit overweight. If they've got a good personality that helps. But when the gal (or guy) is SOOO large that you've got to roll them in flour to find the donut hole (or corndog) that is just sick. I could NOT have sex with a guy that had fat drooping down in rolls. And I don't know how a guy could get it up for a gal that has more cracks (from fat rolls) than a NYC sidewalk. Of course, I suppose if the guy got tired of one crack he could pick another to do. God the visual on that. YUK!!
     
    t_wilson0321, Mar 28, 2008
    t_wilson0321, Mar 28, 2008
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  3. Mar 28, 2008 #82
    Roadmedic

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    Now thanks to you, I have the visual in mind. Not to mention those fabulous descriptions.
     
    Roadmedic, Mar 28, 2008
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  4. Mar 28, 2008 #83
    t_wilson0321

    t_wilson0321 <strong>Adjustable Wench</strong>

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    Thank you. Glad I could provide such a valuable service for you. No thanks are necessary. Just doing my civic duty against obesity. :biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559:
     
    t_wilson0321, Mar 28, 2008
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  5. Mar 28, 2008 #84
    old-school

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    or more chins than a chinese phone book:biggrin_25514:
     
    old-school, Mar 28, 2008
    old-school, Mar 28, 2008
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  7. Mar 28, 2008 #85
    Brickman

    Brickman Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    Just think, her excellent descriptions will help you last longer. :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523:
     
    Brickman, Mar 28, 2008
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  8. Mar 29, 2008 #86
    Tankeryanker71

    Tankeryanker71 Bobtail Member

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    It could of been worse. She could have asked for your help. :biggrin_25523: Maybe you should've told somebody at the Pilot and gone in with them to see their reaction....:biggrin_2556:
     
    Tankeryanker71, Mar 29, 2008
    Tankeryanker71, Mar 29, 2008
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  9. Mar 30, 2008 #87
    LuckyLady7

    LuckyLady7 <strong>Good Luck Charm</strong>

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    I know now that is what I should have done, but if this happens and God forbid it does.....I will go straight to the desk and escort them back there....let them see for themselves...:biggrin_25519:
     
    LuckyLady7, Mar 30, 2008
    LuckyLady7, Mar 30, 2008
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  10. Apr 7, 2008 #88
    SILVER EAGLE

    SILVER EAGLE Bobtail Member

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    well the best thing to ask is if she had any extra yeast..that u needed to bake a loaf of bread with some extra flavor
     
    SILVER EAGLE, Apr 7, 2008
    SILVER EAGLE, Apr 7, 2008
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  11. Apr 7, 2008 #89
    LuckyLady7

    LuckyLady7 <strong>Good Luck Charm</strong>

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    Yuck.....thats nasty.....sickening, disgusting, and all of the other nasty stuff....:biggrin_25519:
     
    LuckyLady7, Apr 7, 2008
    LuckyLady7, Apr 7, 2008
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  12. Apr 7, 2008 #90
    SILVER EAGLE

    SILVER EAGLE Bobtail Member

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    sorry after that pic i couldnt help it least i didnt go further with it
    see what happens when u sit in a rest area when u should be sleeping
     
    SILVER EAGLE, Apr 7, 2008
    SILVER EAGLE, Apr 7, 2008
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