THUNDER DOME

As my esteemed colleague @Lonesome just told you we have by far the best lease options in the industry. Why mess around with these mega fleets and leasing companies come to BYOB&CBD where you get the personal attention you know you deserve. Why do we do this you may be asking yourself. We do it because we care about you, your family, your neighbors the random people you meet on the street., and the old guy that does the greeting at you local Wal-Mart

I don't broker freight, I have no drivers you're competing against were are strickly a leasing company. Do you have money to invest in yourself? Are you ready to step up to the plate for yourself and family.? Call us, talk to Inga, she wants to talk to you!

 

Ok, I’m in this for the forthcoming antics and educational experience.

 

You my friend have come to the right place. Sit back and relax, educational experience maybe, antics quite possibly, hilarity most definitely!

 

You sir are the main reason for my signing up to follow the follies.

 

I and my hard working employees Inga, Ardis, Mobley and O'dell thank you. To show our gratitude a free pen and coffee mug engraved with our company logo will be sent to you ASAP if you can just cover the $9.95 shipping and handling.

 

I don’t blame you for going back to ShipEx. Master Blaster went back months ago.

 

Pen AND coffee mug? For $9.99? I can see the pen, but a coffee mug too? Is this why I haven't been getting paid?

 

An astute businessman such as yourself must realize the potential benefit of the goodwill generated by the occasional freebie

 

It's deals like this that make @TB John the marketing genius he is.

 

You're giving away the store! While I have to hold checks for month's! What next? BYOB&CBD flip flops? Bath towels? Antacid tablets emblazoned with BYOB&CBD?