TMC screwed me over!

i haven't been seeing that on the shelves lately...

 

I like home made sandwiches. Toast an English muffin or two, eggs cooked nice, warm the ham in the egg pan, a slice of cheese, maybe a tomato slice.
You could make a batch of hollandaise sauce to pour over them as well. Top with some fine sliced green onions and a sprig of parsley. That will be $17.50, thank you.

Fresh made biscuits with crock cheese and country ham, slice of tomato. Thats some good eats!

2 slices of each, swiss, jack, cheddar, colby cheese.
4 moderate to thin slices of ripe tomato.
2 to 4 slices of good ham. Depending on size.
2 slices of quality sourdough bread

Lightly butter one side of each slice of bread, place butter side down in a moderately heated skillet. Place one slice of each cheese on each slice of bread, then two of the tomato slices and half the ham on each slice. When the cheese get warmed and starts to melt, flip one half over on to the other. Continue cooking and nicely browned, flip and finish browning the other side. Remove from heat and slice into quarters. Eat. Chips, pasta or green salad, fruit and beverage are your responsibility.

 

... I notice nothing was said about Spam

 

What can you say about Spam, its Spam. Thats all that need saying.

 

I was figuring you wanted platelets or something on a McMuffin......

 

Remembering the old days...

 

in all my life, i ain't never had SPAM.

i guess i could buy a can, and fry it up a bit..

what could it hurt..??

my intestines?

my gut..??

my bowels..??

my bald head..???

 

Spam ain’t no riddle man. It makes good good sense...

 

You aren't missing much. It's basically a nasty roller dog with a bunch of added salt. You can't wash the taste out of your mouth with anything less than a 12 pack of your favorite beer.