Waitress Almost Killed Me

Amen, Brother.

 

Red wine, ginger, tumeric, echinaeca, garlic, cinnamon, olive oil, raw honey, cumin, kosher salt, un processed sugar (turbinado sugar) and other herbs and spices are good for the body. And have been used since forever for all kinds of sickness.

 

HEY! That's "Diurnally-Challenged," you racist, sexist, cisheteronormative, patriachal oppressor!!

 

The other day I was at a sit down and order food type place . The waitress asked if I wanted lettuce and tomatoes on my burger . I said no mam I didn't want lettuce and tomato on my burger because it killed my grandpa . She of course told how sorry she was to hear that . I told her it took 98 years but it killed him just the same . The look on her face was worth the tip LOL .

 

I don't doubt the OP is a vampire and over three hundred years old, I just doubt he would choose trucking as a career with all of that life experience. Couldn't you have a scored a pilot's license or something, more captive audience, what are they going to do, jump out ff the plane?

 

Oh, cut it out. We all know you're one of those solar powered truckers.

 

must have been a lot of tails up on them pennies