Werner Trainer Craps Himself

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  1. carramrod32

    carramrod32 Heavy Load Member

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    Did you notice if there is a hole in the floor of the truck and or the smell?
     
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  3. Anonymousproxy

    Anonymousproxy Road Train Member

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    I bet border patrol has a lot of fun with him when he comes back in from Canada.
     
  4. freightwipper

    freightwipper Road Train Member

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    I don't think he ever cleaned his truck in those million miles lol
     
  5. Mudguppy

    Mudguppy Degenerate Immoralist

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    It makes me all warm and fuzzy when I click on my alerts and find this thread is still going.......and going......and going........:D
     
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  6. powerhousescott

    powerhousescott Medium Load Member

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    I know, this one post pretty much sums up what the majority of trucking's problems are, and it does it in such a fashion that most if not all end up laughing and relating to the OP. The only reason it is so funny is because we all know that most likely it was true.
     
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  7. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Has anybody watched the show "Hoarders"?
    I think this guy is like a hoarder on wheels.
     
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  8. austinmike

    austinmike Road Train Member

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    I went back and re-read the first post. I didn't have it too bad at all.
     
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  9. Floorguy1

    Floorguy1 Light Load Member

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    I still smile every time I see this thread come up. What a story. :)
     
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  10. Vilhiem

    Vilhiem Road Train Member

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    Werneritus has begun to spread it seems.

    Was in a truck stop to fuel, kept walking around and smelling something downright foul, yet oddly familiar...

    The driver next to me said, "#####. What is that stench?"

    Once I finally got past the aroma of diesel fuel, grease and oil... It hit me.

    Like a ton of ****-house bricks. It was a very pungent stench of body odor, urine, fecal matter and I'm pretty sure I detected a faint undertone of Axe.

    5 minutes later the driver in front of me pulled off, and the offensive material assaulting my olfactory senses faded...

    I looked at the driver that asked me what the stench was, "I guess that means it was him."

    We shook our heads and finished fueling...

    "Enough for a shower credit..." I said to no one.

    The other driver added, "Me too. I have enough to donate some to that other guy

    Now there's an idea!
     
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  11. rachi

    rachi Road Train Member

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