What if it Snows?

Busy is bad...
Man at doc, 10AM appointment. Doc concerned about some little black spots on and in the area of the sack...
Man: This serious Doc?
Doc: Could be, but I took some scrapings, get tests run, we will see.
Man: How long?
Doc: May be a week, lab is backed up.
Man is very concerned. This is something strange in a highly personal area. Vague info from Doc.
Gets home,worried to death, snarls at wife: What the hell you got for lunch??
Wife fires back: Don't come onto me about no lunch, I have been so busy I have not even had time to wipe my ###.
Man goes ballistic: "And that's another dammned thing I want to talk to you about...

 

I bet @D.Tibbitt took the truck when no one was looking.
and as I know now who golem is since i sat through the LONG movie when daughter wanted to watch it.
so I’m quoting here....

 

Wake up this morning to head to the boat Feel like crap fever 103. Lorrie says you are full of it, you just don't want to go yadda yadda. Then she kissed my forehead and said #### you are on fire go to bed.

 

Yall have words before you fell out?

 

Must be the wind again....

 

Well atleast I'm not pregnant

 

A kitty by any other name is usually a ??? (Tune held)

 

we shared words, but not in a vulgar or mean way, Just told me her husband has bad leg cramps in night and wakes up yelling.
i told her low potassium, get some bananas.
or potassium pills.

She didn’t ask for anything, i didn’t offer anything.
She did wanna hug, I’m not much on people grabbing me, i’m like, Wait.
gotta put my wallet in front pocket.