What if it Snows?

two old ladies sitting on the pews in church, one turns to the other and days, "I just let out a silent toot, but everyone around will smell it, what do I do?"

The other woman pats her on the back of the hand and says, "Myrtle, the first thing you need to do is change the batteries in your hearing aid."

 

This lady is educated in the treacherous terrain of suburban roads AND the Wal-Mart parking lot. She set her parking brake which is also a very intelligent move. Must be from all the times she has to get out and check axle clearance while she is rock climbing.

 

None yet. Just a very large coffee.

People watching is a double edge sword for me. I enjoy peoples blatant stupidity but I also can’t stand peoples blatant stupidity. I need to move to a very small town where I can tame my addiction LOL.

 

Youga pants......the newest iteration of Spandex.......anyone besides me remember that horror?

Heard some chick on a "Christian" radio show lament that she was being watched while wearing her 'yoga' pants. And didn't understand why.

Sure, sissy. Sure.

 

I changed my insurance so I am on a 3 day waiting period until RMIS does their thing. So no work for me. Just people watching.

 

My mom let me wear spandex as a child in the 80’s. Should have been considered a form of abuse.

 

Wow, Joey. If that had ever happened to me, (and I'm not saying it did or didn't), I'd never admit it.
So, how's therapy coming along?

 

I went to therapy once as a young adult. She threw me out! No joke.

 

Well then you should be just fine.