What if it Snows?

I was going to post it in the s'moars segment, but since the week just started, need to see what else happens.

 

It's been a rough Monday. Had to put a new battery in the car before work. Then I get to my first stop which has seen plenty of tain over the last two days.

The owner says to me, be careful it's slicker than owl ####. Straight up hill on wet clay and mud, so I lock the divider in on the single axle, back up to get a running start. Then I remind myself of the saying "ain't no hill for a Stepper," and climb back out of there.

Its all downhill from here, hope everyone on WIIS has a good Monday, or at least better than mine

 

Throw some Iron and Rambo that truck in there.

 

Load is canceled

 

TONU= $$$$$

 

didn’t you just book that on Friday?

 

Tain be out of here 2pm saturday.
Went to town came back, it’s tained big time.

 

Something tells me that someone looked at the money and said, "Whoa, wait.......we can get this cheaper......."

 

Picked up a therapy bug in Bismarck this afternoon. Flew in the truck and bounced off my ear into my lap. Landing was a little rough knocking itself out. Got it on the seat next to me and it’s still twitching so there’s still hope of a full recovery.

Yah I know, I got long fingers

 

And you drove all that way to get it , and spent the night so you'd be there early. Did you book this one or the talking cat.