What if it Snows?

Hmmm

https://oldmajormarket.com/product/pumpkin-spice-bacon/

 

Hope U cut the Self-Splitting Logs

 

These two drunks are at a bar… it’s almost closing time. one drunk looks at the other… I hates going home… i turn the car off, down the street, coast into the drive, lights off, very quietly, sneaking, undress downstairs in the dark, stepping over the squeaky stair on my way to bed as soon as i start to get in, she turns on the light, goes to yelling at me for getting drunk again.

The other drunk says ah man, you’re doing it all wrong. i fly in the drive, lock the brakes up, barely miss the house, rev the engine 5-6 times. stagger in. turn on every light in the house, stomp up the stairs, falling a time or two. open our bedroom door, undress, climb over her and ask for loving..

The other drunk says and she gives it to you?

No, she pretends she’s asleep…..


I don’t remember where i heard that… maybe a bar…

 

I never want to see a F’n peach again unless it’s in a cobbler

 

No, just no. Bacon should be bacon flavored.
Just like flavored coffee and products, it for people that want to be trendy, but don’t actually like the primary product.

 

Well, this is the life of having fruit trees in the yard. Truth is, you would miss them and the fresh fruit if they were gone.

 

This come along and chain you speak of, whuffo their purpose? Weight distribution for balance on narrow precipices or some other encounter.

 

Most of them are started a little, just needs to extend those.....