What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Opus

    Opus Road Train Member

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    2 words.....
    Pocket knife.
    You're welcome.
     
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  3. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    You have seen me and you read what I said. You knew xxxx well it was more running out of belting, than holes.
     
  4. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    We have started the main engine. We will now approach the non-indigenous receiver under the cover of darkness using stealth.
     
  5. Cowboyrich

    Cowboyrich Road Train Member

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    This conversation is reminding me of the song TRASHY Women by Confederate Railroad, it's funny.
     
  6. tramm01

    tramm01 Road Train Member

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    Good to see back— got any rich cougar stories????
     
  7. Opus

    Opus Road Train Member

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    I would have bet real money that you wear suspenders.
    I've always worried about people who wear suspenders and belts.
     
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  8. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Worry no more, it is simple. We need the dual securing devices for support of our massive male organs...
    Women here tell me, :"Roger, be careful. I pop one of my galluses with right hand, rub my belt buckle with left, and reassure them, with see..
    "Belt and suspenders...."
     
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  9. Judge

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    Well… got to receiver, full, maybe tomorrow… 2 hours later they reconsign me to their other plant 30 miles from home. I get there this… dude is tweaking bad… he’s like, “you see those trees!!! There’s something translucent there, I heard it and shined my flashlight and couldn’t see it!!” I get on To unload he goes and starts everything, I come high stepping in the office, “man!!! There’s something out there!!” I exclaim excitedly… he’s like yeah dude I told you!!!
     
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  10. Dale thompson

    Dale thompson Road Train Member

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    . No not the juicy kind anyway I met and kept company with 2 sets of sisters that seemed pretty well heeled and spent most of a day with them just enjoying the company if there was old broads on the prowl they probably didn’t have an old guy fetish. I spent most of the time with a bac high enough to be useless for mattress shenanigans anyway. Day starts with coffee on the balcony then breakfast with 2 bloody Mary’s then a 3 mile walk on the jogging track shower then 2 or 3 gin and tonics and start thinking about lunch after that it can be a blur.
     
  11. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    That what’s-her-###... Snicker, Snooker, Snooky or whatever the hell it calls itself springs to mind.
     
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