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Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.
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Welcome to the Pennsylvania Turnpike, where the cameras are watching your soul. You go 2 miles over the speed limit and boom, ticket in the mail before you even hit the next exit. It’s like Santa’s naughty list but run by PennDOT and the Mafia.
And don’t think you’re slick. There’s a state trooper crouched in the brush with night vision goggles, just waiting to ruin your week. Right next to him is a deer, sipping on a coffee, plotting its next dive straight into your bumper.
Meanwhile in the left lane, there’s always that beige Corolla warrior doing 52 in a 70, white-knuckling the wheel like they’re hauling launch codes. They will not move. Ever!
Then out of nowhere, here comes the Philly driver. No signal, blasting the horn, drifting across 3 lanes like it’s the final lap at Daytona. One hand on hoagie, the other flicking off the universe. Rocky theme blaring and going 107.
The Turnpike isn’t a highway, it’s a gladiator pit with E-ZPass. Good luck out there, Pennsylvania!
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