What if it Snows?

You were supposed to sing along.


Spoilsport...

 

Wife got a thermos from me some two years ago. Now when she has her coffee from the Keurig, she fills that up and sips on it through out the day.
Ok I confess. I bought her a $20 thermos and didnt pay attention to the size. LOL Thermos holds a half gallon of coffee. Yup she is as happy as a clam.

 

A Keurig to fill a thermos? Isn't that both slow and costly vs a coffe pot?

 

Ok, I think I may have joined the wrong profession.
I should have been in management.

We, here at the company, with deep regret are cutting pay to $100 for every day you work.
Half day, comes with half pay to $50.
Paid vacation after 5 years of service, instead of 1 year now.
Gold ring, our safe driving award, now given after 20 years, no preventable accidents instead of 5.
Any Questions?

“Does this have to do with the struggling economy from the sickness?”

“Well, right now the sickness has not affected any of the operations, and we here applaud all of your hard work in these difficult times.”

“Has the pay-cut already taken effect?”

“So, the effect will appear on the next paycheck for weekly, biweekly pay.
The monthly salaries will not change until next month.”

“This half day, half pay? Is this going to help? I mean 7 hours for $50, that’s only $7.14/hour? Are you concerned that we won’t be able to feed our families?”

“We here at the company are a very family oriented, and feel deep regret.”

“Any more questions?”

“Are you keeping the same management?”

“The board of directors have deemed it in the best interest of the company, they will also take a pay cut.
They will only make $200,000/year now instead of $201,000, and then they have to take 4 weeks off with pay per year.
So, as you see, we all have to make sacrifices during this most difficult time, and we thank you for your service.
And remember, Stay Safe!”

 

Biscuits and sausage gravy with 2 eggs OM then went to church. I now have a better outlook on humanity.

 

A bullrack would look even better... And you would get to go play on the goat trails that lead to summer range... Let me tell ya, fun stuff that is! Lol

As far a chewing tobaca giving ya the spins... Keep shoving more in you lips and cheeks until you loose your cookies. After which you will be greatful for a 3 finger dip to take the acid taste out of your mouth.

Side note: all the "think they are tough" guys chew this



But the truth is they only chew that because they are too scared to chew this with us "real tough SOBs"... Lol

 

Makes ya want to bust the MFIC right square in the chops dont it.