What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Judge

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    Brake Safety Week is Set for Aug. 23-29 - CVSA - Commercial Vehicle Safety Alliance

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    “At a Glance photo”

    Another Safety inspection is set to kick off in a couple of weeks, because the wide eyed drivers with nonbraking equipment causes more deaths than the corona, as recent studies show, so if your equipment needs attention it’s time to spend your... um.. stimulus money, that would have went for rent or food, to make sure you’re not a statistic.
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  2. JolliRoger

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    If you can get a passport to Louisiana, get you a sack of Luziane. Had a friend whose family used it. Little coffee; lotta chicory, made a definite kind of flavor.
     
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    Read the Bible. Search out the meaning of Eternity.
     
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    Have to watch it in NO...Pistols at dawn, coffee for one later. Could miss breakfast.
     
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    Needs to shop IKEA; get some stuff,make it homey.
     
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    Friend booked one of them (Out there somewhere elk hunts), borrowed a 270 Winchester, bought a box of 20. Also, 2 fifths of the wire bound; 3 cornered bottles of, Haig and Haig Pinch. Had them pack it one left side, one right side. Hit the trail to base camp and mule sideswipes a tree left side on a narrow place, and up higher rubs right side against rock wall.
    Saw elk, missed elk. Says he is not going out there again.Very disappointed.
     
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    Yep. Been there. Kinda.

    I was drinking a Diet Pepsi on the way home from work one day, many years ago.

    I got the can down to the "last swig", where you gotta kinda snap your neck back to get all of it.

    Stopped and a red light. Picked up the can and performed the maneuver.

    Unfortunately, I didn't realize the hole in the top of the can was perfectly aligned with my right nostril.

    Shotgunned it right down my nose and down my throat.

    GEEZ, the burning!

    Tears in my eyes, sneezing my brains out....drove the rest of the way home with only my left eye open.

    My right sinus was crystal clear for DAYS, though. Breathing in was like a wind tunnel.
     
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    WesternPlains and LoSt_AgAiN Thank this.
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    Patience ran out in 8 minutes?
     
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    Patience and Dave broke up along time ago. She was too demanding. :D