What if it Snows?

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  1. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    I thought you were on paper?

    Those days are long gone for this rodeo rider.
     
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    Ok, I found a new dilemma that one day, hopefully you won’t find yourself.

    I went to the toliet, was done and turned to look at the paper dispenser and what did I see?

    A red wasp on the underside of the paper, looking back at me.
    We stared at each other for a moment, both thinking the same thought, no doubt, what do we do now.

    So, running different scenarios real quick, I thought of these things.

    1.)What would a flatbedder do?
    Answer: Hit it with a wench bar.
    Me: No wench bar available.

    2.)What would a hopperbottom driver do?
    Answer:Hit it with a rubber mallet, none available.

    3.)What would a tankeryanker do?
    Answer:Hit it a shot of air, or hard hat.
    None available.

    4.)What would a door slammer do?
    Answer: Ballcap, or shower shoes(Flipflops)
    None available.

    5.)Law enforcement:
    Call for backup and/or shoot it or club it.
    None available.

    Now the plot thickens, he flutters his wings at me like, “I got you now pot pie.”

    So, I get the plunger, and armed with my plunger, I defended myself with it.
    I plunged the little bee, who I did not kill, and threw him outside into the heat.

    Feeling good that I didn’t have to take a life as simple as that as one trying to...beat the heat.
     
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    Have a DOT officer meet him at the office, he’ll explain the rules.
    It’s the easiest way.
     
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    Dude. You outweigh the bug by 275 pounds.
     
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    I always liked Dog n Suds, they don’t sale them here anymore.
     
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    Yeah, I’m allergic to wasps though, I couldnt mash him with my hands against TP, and pants around ankles on the toliet.
     
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    More trucks are coming to my covert spot. The word is obviously out there's ice available.
     
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    Nope...
    That was the other truck.
    This one is a 2000 chassis. With a 99 engine. Just barely in having to do elogs.

    this is why I talk about using my Garmin gps with Garmin elog. We’re working it out.
     
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    I ran team loads as a solo when I started. And that's when I was 40.

    I think I could have done it no problem when I was in my 20's and 30's, but after several months, it was like I can't keep doing this.

    The occasional 1000 mile plus day wasn't uncommon in Blackie though.
     
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    This is a good honest shop.
    As usual...repairs. This time the mount for the AC compressor broke. They got a part and fixed it for only $200. From our experience. This place is great.
    They’re all from India and honest.