What if it Snows?

. Me either but I’m guessing his immunity is high enough that he might not notice.

 

I am there, you may not see me, or hear me but you will know.
I am the voice, from the pillow, the shadow you thought you just seen from the corner of your eye.

And I’m reminded of these two things.

 

Biggest dillweed I ever came across was in Rocky Ford CO. Guy was giving my van the twice over and muttering about the smudges on the walls ( duraplate trailer) saying how concerned he was about food safety. Onions I was loading bagged onions. So I very sarcastically said really and stepped to the open dock door and pointed out to the lot where 3 flatbeds were strapping and tarping. It was hot that day I said look at that guy walking his tarps out on top of the load sweating like a ##### in church did you ask him how much oily steel had been under those greasy rags? He acted disgusted but I knew he needed the truck so he just hollered at the forklift dude yeah load him up.

 

In my experience shippers of agricultural bulk products tend to hire more than thier fair share...

 

Pork steaks? It's always the Asians making cat videos.

 

So.
I’m in line to get loaded and it’s now a lady instead of whatshisname.
So ms high and mighty said since I’ve missed my 0800 appt, which I arrived at 0730 for, just go get in line, and give her my wash ticket so she could make a copy.

“We’ll get to you whenever, you can still make it to unload tonight.”

me “It was a 1330 appt, it’d be 1400-1430 if I left right now, you think I owe you a favor? I got two words in mind.”

“I’ll call your boss.”

me “Like I care, I’m not scared of him, he’s a jerk too.”

So I go back to my truck and just got off the phone.
So Ms High & mighty called,
“You got a driver over here in a white freighliner, he’s acted rude to everyone here, and we’ve done nothing but bend over backwards for him.

me on phone, “Oh yeah,that guy, He’s crazy and a jerk, you can’t bend over backwards for him, you’d have to bend over forwards and touch your toes with your index fingers while saying the alphabet backwards to make him happy.
Just overlook him, we do.”

 

I'm ready to pull the stand up ac out of my truck. Looking forward to the room.