What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. thelushlarry

    thelushlarry Road Train Member

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    That sure sounds like a lot for an inspection!
     
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    Cloak and Dagger.
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    I told you I could do it...

    Determination.

    Have you got it? :eek:
     
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    Soooo, I got pulled over by Dot a few miles from the receiver ..... I already knew why he got me (I Was A little over the speed limit) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on Christmas and decided to try it out. [​IMG] The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the officer walks toward my truck I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said, “I can’t!” He stopped dead in his tracks and said, “Lawd...what is that?” I said, “I got a situation going on sir!” The look on his face was priceless. I said, “Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get to the receiver because I....” (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... “Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance!” I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick! [​IMG])
    Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
    You guys, I did not expect it to go this way, but the Officer followed me to the receiver and waited til I got out. I had to walk all the way to the receiving office, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! No ticket written!
    If you read until the end, I stole this status. So share like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Happy New Years! Wishing everyone much success in 2021! Drive safe!
     
  5. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    We had BACON this morning. The first BACON The OM has had in awhile.

    The OM sat in front of me at the computer yowling / purring / meowing for more BACON after our modest amount.
     
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    What trans is it? 10, or 13?
     
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    That was great, but this is for the win:

     
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    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

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    Wow Judge. That made me hurt seeing their lack of proper setup. Alas it slams flatbedders for not being able to back the trailer up behind the pickup
     
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    My wife tells me I ruined one of our cats. Kitty had no interest in anything other than cat food until one day I made some bacon. Sat down on the couch to consume it and kitty just looked at me for a moment with curious eyes.

    I shared a small bit of bacon.

    At that moment a little monster was created.
     
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