What if it Snows?

. X neighbor was his passing mourned by many people? Maybe it was a private affair just you and a backhoe in attendance.

 

It was a woman, a spiteful lady, who hated everyone and everything.
My ole lady stopped me from going down there with... evil intent,
Instead the lady was.. well she moved and that mess settled down.
It’s been about 7 years or so now.

Her house is a mile from mine, I don’t know why she did that, I didn’t even know her, like I don’t know who lives there now, just some guy, don’t know his name nor care to learn.
Old saying, good fences make good neighbors.

I guess it worked out better, when she moved, I’d have probably ended up in prison, if ole lady hadn’t stopped me, her house was going to go up in a...

 

Lmao. I don't know who would be faster about ending scum like that, my wife or me? We don't have kids, and may not be able to, so while we aren't the types to take our pets out in public for no reason, they are undoubtedly spoiled.

 

In the ongoing OM injection saga there's a new wrinkle, other than wrinkling up The OM's skin.

She's gotten more accepting of it, and I've gotten so much better at it, that now it almost happens unnoticed.

The thing is there's the anticipation of the injection, that's already taken place.

We are also having catfish for breakfast.

 

Without going into the entire AAR.

The recipients of the WIIS highest honor for complete and total incompetence, The Medal of Stooge are:

1) Dude in strait truck that rear ended the haywagon at speed ( posthumously ).
2) Dude that caused one of the most epic crashes ever at MM236.
3) The New Mexico DOT.

There are many other high honors coming. Multiple awards of The Distinguished Stooge, and others.

 

And here I thought I'd end up on the list.

 

Why?

What have you done?
Pictures of offense and a short essay explaining may work.

 

This is falling into the pattern of the Darwin Awards rather quickly.

Darwin Awards: Evolution In Action