What if it Snows?

I had some weird nightmare where I joined a tarp monkey company and they didn’t train me. I lost part of my cargo at some petro and was like “####, i need to see if Chinatown can help me get a new job”. TERRIFYING

 

Dude, I find myself telling me, "Dude, just shut the - up you're sounding like an a-hole."
I think we have an entirely different perspective on the whole driving thing that makes us jerks in the 2nd seat.

 

We should start a lending club or support group.

 

I’ve learned to like this help thing, say help and someone will help out.

“Help.”

Someone has the tv on PBS, and it’s educational for kids, and I can’t reach the remote!!
I’m panicking!
I can’t take much more before I will go crazy!!
Someone turn the channel or just turn the darn thing off, thanks.

 

WIIS Lenders Club.......

 

Sure. I'll give you mine and you lend me yours and we'll see who has more in the morning.
Jus tryin to be a helpful, responsible citizen

 

This Ranger is double the size of the old Colorado, basically the size of the base F150 back in the early 2000s. I was trying to "tell her" (those words are important) what to do. Instead, I should have explained that due to the size difference some maneuvers need to be more aggressive working in tight spaces. This turned into her yelling she drives better when I'm not around, at which point I made a MAJOR ERROR.

"If you drive better without me, why did you total the truck by yourself?"

 

Ooooooooooo.......
Enjoy the couch.
Keep one eye open sleeping.....

 

Man, the whole site is just a burnin up.
"Humble thyself before God and men, (and women).

 

That's why I paid to get a professional dog trainer to help me train Victoria, Dasha is already well trained. I told Vic that "I'm good at doing, but I'm an awesome and horrible teacher". We actually made some progress with her control, and we have another session Wednesday. My staying back with my mouth shut allowed somebody qualified to train make some improvements.