What if it Snows?

I'll order my vax here in CA and you are welcome to come and get it. I won't be needing it.

 

Also known as Range Maggots...

 

Sitting in the TA bull pin talking to a big burly driver having a cup of TA Supreme and the conversation turned to the entertainment special featuring the ladies of the road. Big Joe (named changed to protect the innocent) sipped his 32 oz cup of brew and said to me. There was lot lizard working here ( the TA West in Ontario) late into the night. Most drivers on party row were asleep. Knock Knock ! She knocked twice lightly to let him know she was hungry like a kitty kat. Meow Meow, So He rolled down the tinted window and asked politely what he could do her for. She responded with a pretty smile and offered a Covid-19 free exchange of happiness for $80 dollars. She didn't mention any sexually transmitted diseases like herpes or crabs. Big Joe smiled and asked, Do you have a medical card? She said "What?" Hey, It's the new normal, No card, No bumpy bumpy or horizontal boogie in this Highway Hilton.

 

Another commercial that today would offend somebody...

 

Well.
For some reason last night was an uneventful sleep.
Laid down about 2230, but was awakened an hour later when cold feet came out of nowhere.
It was like 50 last night, wtf??
So, finally after what felt like hours, I dozed back off.
Was awakened by the dog at 0230.
Back to bed after taking the dog out, awakened again at 0400.
Then somehow got in trouble because the dog woke her up wanting out, and wanting to know why I didn’t take her out, I’m like wtf, she didn’t come to my side of the bed, like usual and nudge me.

I sleep better in my truck anymore..
So, to get back at her, I’m at the computer listening to junk, well I was, now I’m going to get this IFTA paperwork ready.
Example:

 

Loves that commercial

 

I'm home from Ham Mound, having relayed the Triangle Of Pain load to Cincy terminal for someone else to drag east.

I'm taking a long weekend, not going out 'til Tuesday, and kicking off my home time with a sausage egg and cheese hash brown bowl, topped with chili, from the Waffle House up the street from the terminal.

The ladies here like my taste in music, and I always put in some extra credits for them to play their faves.

I like to listen to them talk smack about the shift before theirs, and the shift after theirs, who's feuding with who, who "won't work with that #####, EVER!", and so on. It's reality TV and a radio show all rolled into one.

And they keep filling my coffee cup. It tastes GREAT, but I'm on my fourth cup here, and I'm PINGIN'!

Gotta go home, or I'll end up staying here all night........

 

Snow isn't bad, have you seen love bug season?