What if it Snows?

Humdinger.
Takes up whole road, usually behind a swivel tractor with top speed around 20-25.

 

When the light turns green but the car in front of you does nothing. So you give em a little toot of yer trainhorn...

(you need to click on the top right for sound)

Donuts!

 

I heard Dern it, but that could just be my automatic translation from meth America.

 

Well had to see what that was........

 

It’ll sure knock a dent in acreage coverage in a day

 

Ok.

I think, maybe the sausage had gone over on the pizza.
Woke up to a sudden “Wtf!! Emergancy!!”
Can’t hold it anymore type coughing, choking, burning in throat as if on fire!!
Should add, but should be common, loss of breath, severe pain in chest as if something really really had go give.
Then, while sitting on edge of bed, trying to make the severe throat burning go away, coke was all I had in fridge.
So, chug chug, next thing is another sudden “Oh man, we can’t hold it anymore, so you hang out of the Freightliner door and speak with....Ralph, still feeling as if you might just slip into unconsciousness, and Ralph again.


Now.
Feel somewhat better, and some may ask, “Well, Judge, if you thought the pizza was bad, why the heck did you eat it?”
Answer.
“Remember, Judge lost sense of smell around 5-6 years ago unless super stout, and that effected tastebuds.”

So, now the Judge is going to lie here and ...ponder the situation, why does a sociologist really need to get a PhD just to observe society and social behaviors, I can sum it up as, “This really f’ing blows.”

 

Any good farm boy worth his salt knows blood stop powder is the number 1 item on the list for the first aid kit...



This isnt the brand I'm familiar with... But they all work the same, and they work good too.